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Me and my boy Charlie went out a few months ago to photograph houses in Flitwick with Christmas lights. There’s such a wide range, those with subtle lights and then those that constantly remind you that it definitely is christmas time.

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I was walking through the car park at 7am and noticed the gorgeous red sky so I got my camera out, I had the flash on to light up the building. When i looked at the screen I thought my lens was fogged so i took a few more to check, but as you can see, the smoke like substance has moved. No one else was with or even near me at the time and I couldn’t see any smoke or fog around me. With the sudden drop in temperature I was starting to freak out. After I dashed inside and looked closer at the photos I saw that on the second and third photos a perfect circle had formed. Smoke doesn’t come in circles, its whispy. So what is it?

The fourth photo was taken in the lounge, as with the first one I didn’t see anything while taking the photo. I’ve been told that the white objects are orbs. Sometime last year at around 3am on a summers morning the night porter noticed the door in the lounge that leads to the gardens was open. ‘I didn’t close it properly’ he thought to himself. Twenty minutes later he came back into the lounge and the door was open again. Upon stepping into the lounge a glowing white object floated through the door and headed towards the fireplace. Here it proceeded to circle around a chair while continually disappearing and reappearing from behind the mirror. Taken this all in his stride the night porter just stood still and watched, as the floating orb sat on the head of the chair for a couple of minutes before floating back through the door into the abyss of the night.

None of these photographs have been through photoshop, I still have the original raw files from my D90 to proof that these have not been edited. If anyone has any thoughts that may explain these bizarre photos then please comment below.

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Diccon has the most gorgeous dogs, Kiki and Bertie. There really fun but never stay still. Watching diccon chase Kiki around the living room and kitchen trying to get him to go outside, Kiki was loving it.

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I wanted to light the hotel so when you look at the photos it’s as if your actualy standing in the hotel itself. This is why all the photos are in panoramic and have a very rich colour pallete.

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The lights we’d sorted got cancelled on us and we were too broke to spank 200 sheet on hire charges. All was fine though as we had the important stuff on lockdown, Joes never ending supply of Valium and Diccons natural ability to throw shapes.

I’ve edited the two photos below as these have been sent off to the Taipei Times to go along with the interview they did earlier this week. Will edit and upload the rest sometime next week.

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Off only two tracks they’ve managed to pull a Taiwan tour out of there arses, so they asked me to make a flyer to celebrate these happy days.

If your in taiwan at the end of march you should definetly check them out, there live show will be a dirty bassey feast for the ears.


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